Kansas school board redefines science.
The Kansas Board of Education approved new public school science standards Tuesday that cast doubt on the theory of evolution.
Supporters of the standards said they will promote academic freedom. “It gets rid of a lot of dogma that’s being taught in the classroom today,” said board member John Bacon, an Olathe Republican.
Right. Dogma. Well, that is an issue, now, isn’t it?
You know, truth be told, I don’t have a problem with ID being “taught” in classrooms. Any non-idiotic person can discern the difference between ID and an actual rigorous, falsifiable, scientific model of the world. If our kids can’t tell the difference then we’ve got bigger problems, anyway. And seriously? I don’t believe evolution as it’s currently understood (as I understand it) is complete. It’s pretty effing brilliant, but not the whole story. Any self-respecting scientist would undoubtedly agree.
But I’m sorry … this … this … I …. I am completely speechless. I cannot believe that people are this astoundingly stupid. I … I I have no words.
In addition, the board rewrote the definition of science, so that it is no longer limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena.
Oh, nice. Uhm … good luck with that. Let me know when you get your God to re-heat your frozen pizza for you. If he can’t, perhaps the Flying Spaghetti Monster will show mercy.
“This is a sad day. We’re becoming a laughingstock of not only the nation, but of the world, and I hate that,” said board member Janet Waugh, a Kansas City Democrat.
Yes. That about sums it up.