Archive for April, 2007

mufasa!

Monday, April 30th, 2007

It’s rare that my taste coincides with the tastes of the masses. VT’s “Daughter” is an as-yet-untoppled favorite for me, too. It’s not overtly poppy, or a boy-and-girl love ballad. Does not strike me as formulaic at all, especially compared to some of her other tunes*. It’s just effing gorgeous.

I saw VT perform the other night in Denver and it was a brilliant show. The arrangements are tight and witty. Marika and Dina are their usual awesomeness, and Alex Wong truly is “a one man percussion miracle.” As they say. AND he pulled out a glockenspiel and a waterphone, two instruments I’ve always wondered about, having used samples of them, but never seen. (It feels slightly wrong that you can use samples of an instrument you have never seen. Oh well.)

Anyway. I tried not to get chills up the spine, but it happened anyway. Several times. Yummy.

* Um, not that “formulaic” can apply to pop songs that use alternating meters of 3 and 5 … or 7. Or whatever.

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Saturday, April 28th, 2007

Mouse brain simulated on computer.

More accurately, half a mouse brain was simulated for 10 seconds, at one-tenth the processing speed of a biological mouse brain—or for one second, in artifical-mouse-brain time.

Despite repeated analysis, the researchers’ data unambiguously portray the artifical mouse’s cortical activity for that one second as being something along the lines of “Oh no, not again!” The team cannot explain this bizarre result, but suspect that petunias may have something to do with it.

Back when taking survey courses in AI and the like, it always seemed to me that modeling biological neural nets themselves, rather than one thing those nets happen to do (eg, logical operations on propositions), was clearly the “right” way to approach the problem.

(Other approaches have been used, but none have yielded anything helpful, even when this research has been carried out by mice, themselves.)

I have not heard much about neural nets in recent years, so I’m glad to see people are still working on them.

I also, in my unbounded expertise on the subject, have felt that contemporary hardware just isn’t up to the task. While software can exhibit non-deterministic behavior, computer hardware is linear and deterministic. Using that to try to model something not so constrained—consciousness—is of course going to be problematic. It’s kind of nifty that we’ve got the horsepower now to try to sort-of simulate even half a mouse brain, for one mouse-brain second. I think—expert that I am—that quantum computing looks like a good bet for delivering the goods in some future. If not, I suppose there is always consolation to be had.

Anyway, I’ve become a bit skeptical of top-down attempts to create real AI. The whole “born from the sea of information” thing always struck me as more poetic, certainly, if not simply more plausible. Crap, that wasn’t a Hitchhiker’s Guide reference. OK, time to end the post.

exhibit of my awesomeness #26

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

the rain is almost turning to snow. i am driving to the park and ride to catch the bus. i run out of gas.

luckily, i am only missing part of a class, and not the airplane i have to catch this evening.

also it’s not as bad as the time i ran out of gas at 11 pm on the way to the airport to pick up my roommates, spent two hours in the 20-degrees cold car, and then was physically threatened by the tow-truck guy.

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

From an angry soldier.